Today, John Williams, Tomorrow the World

If you think about it, each day is a tomorrow because it once was a tomorrow at one point in its life. So when you are specifying a time that someone asked you “what day are we going to the beach?” and you say: “tomorrow.” That doesn’t clarify what day you really are talking about, because every day was once a tomorrow. So every day before the current day is and was a tomorrow, not just the next day, because the current day was a tomorrow yesterday. Which brings me to my next point: don’t smoke crack.

How did we start being able to be smart? The way we learn now and become more intelligent, we read books that people wrote in the past and you familiarize yourself with the words and you keep reading more and more books and you continue to learn more words and phrases and you just keep learning, but remember this is from something written in the past, and the people who wrote those books learned from someone else who did the same thing as they did and you are doing now, but as the cycle of that continued backwords in time, it eventually had to go back to the first set of people: how did those people learn? They didn’t have previous ancestors to learn from. They had no books to read. They had to invent everything that they did. There was no “Walking For Dummies” book for the original man. They had to invent walking, breathing, eating, multiplying, fucking. And as time has gone on, everything has been invented, so as time continues fewer and fewer things are a first and fewer inventions are born into infite, but as infite slows down and stops nothing can be invented anymore because everything possible to be invented has already been invented past infinity. So in this day and age when people say something is “so unoriginal” or “so original” they are total “uh duh” moments. Because obviously those are obvious statements. Everything has already been invented because we are past infinity and nothing is original anymore, it has already been invented.

I was upstairs making some miracle and cheese sandwiches while I was listening to the Olympic Theme song by John Williams, and I felt like I was winning the gold medal and making sandwiches. John Williams you’ve done it again. I belt John Williams wrote the music to when “god” “created” the earth. The man can do no wrong. He wrote every song on the “Best of John Williams” compilation cd.